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5/25/08 Sports Handicapper Service Plays

PPP

3% Boston Celtics +5
3% Detroit/Minny over
2% Baltimore/TBay under
2% Cinci/SanDiego under "5 inning play"
2% Colorado Rockies
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Paul Leiner

500* NBA Det -5
100* Red Sox -130
25* Philly -115
10* Atl PK
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Ben Burns

Penguins Under
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Marc Lawrence

NBA Game Three 100% Killer Play
Pistons
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Frank Rosenthal

Nba Playoffs
Conference Finals
709 Celtics+5 Sb
Over 175 Sb+

Major League Baseball
902 Braves-110 Sb
903 Nym+125 Sb
909 Sf+120 Sb
915 Cards+140 Sb
921 Angels+105 Sb
924 Rays-160 Sb
928 Tigers-155 Sb
930 A's+120 Sb
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WILD BILL

Giants -105 (1 unit)
Under 8 1/2 Royals-Jays (1 unit)
Under 9 Angels-White Sox (1 unit)
Orioles +160 (2 units)
Over 8 Texas-Indians (1 unit)
Boston -145 (3 units)
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JB Sports
3* Pistons
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Computer Crushers

500,000 UNIT BASEBALL CRUSHER WINNER
Toronto w/Litsch -133 1:05 EST
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Erin Rynning

MLB Minnesota Twins
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Wayne Root

Chairman - Colorado
Millionaire - Cubs
Millionaire - Cincinnati
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Larry Ness

15* WhiteSox
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Fairway Jay

MLB 3* Atlanta Braves (Campillo)
MLB 3* Brewers/Nationals under 9
MLB 4* Cardinals/Dodgers over 8.5
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Karl Garrett

30 Dime Pistons
10 Dime Yanks Over
10 Dime TOR
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Teddy Covers

MLB 3 * Washington Nationals
NBA 4* Boston Celtics
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special k

5* oak
5* tor under total
7* wsox under total

10* nba det
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LT Profits

MLB Philadelphia Phillies 2*
MLB Florida Marlins 2*
MLB Oakland A's 2*
NHL Penguins/Red Wings under 5.5 2*
NBA Celtics/Pistons over 175.5 2*
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Bob Akmens

NHL Detroit Red Wings -170 10 *
MLB Reds/Padres over 8 4*
MLB Cardinals/Dodgers over 8.5 4*
NBA Detroit Pistons 3
AFL Chicago Rush 3*
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Ben Burns

NHL Penguins/Red Wings under 5.5 4 units
NBA Celtics/Pistons under 175.5 4 units
NBA Celtics 4 units
MLB LA Dodgers 4 units
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Mike Rose

MLB Brewers/Nats over 9 3*
NBA Boston Celtics 3*
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JB'S COMPUTER PLAYS

Toronto Blue Jays - 140
Chicago White Sox - 130
Houston Astros + 105
Boston Red Sox - 150

May 16 Free Sports Betting Picks and Handicapping Advice

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Insider Sports Report

Cleveland/Cincinnati (MLB) OVER 9
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WINNING SPORTS

Pittsburgh Pirates/Chicago Cubs Over
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Michael Cannon
Friday's Plays...

15 Dime
METS (With Santana and Rasner as listed pitchers)

10 Dime
CAVALIERS

5 Dime
MARLINS (With Tomko and Miller as listed pitcher)
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SportsKingz

MLB:

BOSTON R/L -125 (1250 TO WIN 1000)
FLORIDA -135 (1350 TO WIN 1000)
ANGELS -130 (1300 TO WIN 1000)
ARIZONA -140 (1400 TO WIN 1000)
CLEVELAND +115 (1000 TO WIN 1150)
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Frank Rosenthal

NBA PLAYOFFS
CONFERENCE SEMIFINALS
529 CELTICS+3 SB
OVER 178 SB+
531 LAKERS4.5 SB+
UNDER 213 SB+

MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
902 CUBS-145 SB
906 COOKIES-125 SB
908 BOSOX-215 SB+
909 NYM-135 SB
924 DBACKS-130
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GATOR REPORT

NBA 70% Super Situations
Boston / Cleveland UNDER 178.5

MLB 70% Super Situations
Chicago Cubs -135
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Play By Play Inc.

NBA
5/16/2008 LA LAKERS at UTAH Over 212.5
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GOLD KEY
Arizona D'Backs "HAREN -R" -140
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Cal Sports

4.5* Cavs
4* Under 213 Jazz

BEN BURNS

CELTICS

UNDER lakers/jazz
*Blue Chip
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2-Minute Warning
LA Lakers
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Will Cover
4* Cavs
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Jb Sports
3* Cavs
3* Jazz
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Mti Sports
4* Celtics
4* Jazz
4* Jazz Under
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PPP
5% Boston Celtics
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MTI Sports

5-Star LA Lakers at UTAH UNDER 213
4-Star UTAH -4 over LA Lakers
UTAH 107 LA Lakers 92

4-Star Boston +2' over CLEVELAND
Boston 95 CLEVELAND 91
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Doc Sports
3 units - Balt.
3 units - Flor.
3 units - Ariz.
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Steve Budin-CEO

25 DIME PLAY
ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
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Yankee Capper

MLB
4 Units - Arizona Diamondbacks
4 Units - Cleveland Indians
4 Units - Chicago White Sox
4 Units - Washington Nationals
3 Units - Houston Astros
2 Units - Milwaukee Brewers
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Larry Ness

Las Vegas Insider-NBA
Cleveland Cavaliers

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Tuesday May 13, 2008 NBA Betting and Baseball Betting Service Plays

Brandon Lang
TUESDAY

15 Dime - Hornets
10 Dime - Cubs (Run Line)
5 Dime - Diamondbacks
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LTs Lock
Spurs
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Shawn Michaels
Cubs Run Line
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Jeff money

(mlb) Yanks -135 (pod)
(mlb) Mets Un 8.5, -115
(mlb) Royals -125
(nba) Hornets -3.5
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Winners Edge

NBA:
Detroit Pistons -6.5 , 3 units
NO Hornets - 3 , 2 units

MLB:
LA Dodgers -115 , 4 units ( Game of week )
Colorado Rockies +115 , 2 units
Cleveland Indians - 125 , 1 unit
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JB's Computer Plays

Major League Baseball
8:05 p.m. Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers
(R) Felix Hernandez (2-3) vs. (L) Kason Gabbard (1-0) Texas Rangers + 100

8:05 p.m. Los Angeles Dodgers at Milwaukee Brewers
(R) Brad Penny (5-3) vs. (R) Carlos Villanueva (1-4) Los Angeles Dodgers - 115

8:05 p.m. Toronto Blue Jays at Minnesota Twins
(R) Jesse Litsch (4-1) vs. (R) Kevin Slowey (0-2) Toronto Blue Jays + 105

8:10 p.m. Detroit Tigers at Kansas City Royals
(L) Nate Robertson (1-4) vs. (R) Zack Greinke (4-1) Kansas City Royals - 130
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Michael Cannon
Tuesday's Plays...

20 Dime
PISTONS

10 Dime
HORNETS

5 Dime
ROYALS (With Greinke as listed pitcher)
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VEGAS SPORTS PICS

Philadelphia - 125* over Atlanta (action)

Houston (Backe) + 110* over (at) San Francisco (Cain)
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Play By Play Inc.

NBA
5/13/2008 ORLANDO at DETROIT Over 185.5
5/13/2008 SAN ANTONIO at NEW ORLEANS Over 186.5
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SportsKingz

MLB:
BOSTON -175 (1750 TO WIN 1000)
YANKEES -145 (1450 TO WIN 1000)
DODGERS -115 (1150 TO WIN 1000)
K.C. -125 (1250 TO WIN 1000)

NBA:
DETROIT -6.5 (10 UNITS)
NEW ORLEANS -3 (10 UNITS)
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Stan Sharp

Spurs/Hornets under 187
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2-Minute Warning

New Orleans Hornets
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EZWINNERS

MLB
2 STAR: (975) DETROIT (+$111) over Kansas City
(Action)
(Risking $200 to win $222)
7:10PM Central Time

2 STAR: (978) MINNESOTA (-$118) over Toronto
(Listing Slowey only)
(Risking $236 to win $200)
7:10PM Central Time

2 STAR: (966) SAN FRANCISCO (-$124) over Houston
(Listing Cain only)
(Risking $248 to win $200)
9:15PM Central Time

1 STAR: (955) FLORIDA (+$149) over Cincinnati
(Listing Hendrickson only)
(Risking $100 to win $149)
6:10PM Central Time

1 STAR: (960) MILWAUKEE (-$110) over LA Dodgers
(Action)
(Risking $110 to win $100)
7:05PM Central Time

NBA
2 STAR: (519) SAN ANTONIO (+4) over New Orleans
(Risking $220 to win $200)
8:35PM Central Time
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JB Sports
3* Hornets
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will cover
3* detroit -6'
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Big Al Mcmordie

GOM
Seattle Mariners
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STEVE BUDIN

50 DIMES
SAN ANTONIO SPURS +4.5
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Indian Cowboy

POD - New Orleans Hornets -3
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Tony Matthews
NBA - 15 Stars: Orlando Magic +6.5 (-110)
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Yankee Capper

3 Units - Oakland Athletics
2 Units - Pistons/Magic Over 186
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BOB BALFE

NBA Basketball
Magic/Pistons Over 186
Spurs +3.5 over Hornets

Major League Baseball
Indians -120 over A's
Byrd/Duchscherer

Friday May 8th Sports Betting Service Plays

The best sports handicapping expert picks from the around the country:



Michael Cannon
Friday's Plays...

15 Dime
LAKERS

5 Dime
NATIONALS (With Redding as listed pitcher)
ANGELS (With Garland as listed pitcher)
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The Hitman

3000 LARGE *EARLY* BASEBALL WINNER
Arizona w/Heren +100 2:20 EST
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2-Minute Warning
LA Lakers
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PPP
2% cardinals
2% A's
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BRANDON LANG
FRIDAY

15 Dime - Phillies (Run Line)
5 Dime - Rockies
5 Dime - Jazz
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JB's Computer Plays

Major League Baseball
2:20 p.m. Arizona Diamondbacks at Chicago Cubs
(R) Dan Haren (4-1) vs. (L) Ted Lilly (2-4) Arizona Diamondbacks - 105
7:05 pm. Toronto Blue Jays at Cleveland Indians
(R) Roy Halladay (3-4) vs. (L) C.C. Sabathia (1-5) Toronto Blue Jays + 110
8:05 p.m. Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers
(L) Greg Smith (2-1) vs. (R) Scott Feldman (0-1) Oakland Athletics - 115
10:40 p.m. Houston Astros at Los Angeles Dodgers
(R) Brian Moehler (0-0) vs. (R) Derek Lowe (2-2) Los Angeles Dodgers - 176 * * *
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California Sports
5* Royals
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SportsKingz

MLB:
ARIZONA -105 (1050 TO WIN 1000)
SAN DIEGO -150 (1500 TO WIN 1000)
DODGERS R/L -1.5 +110 (1000 TO WIN 1100)
L.A. ANGELS +140 (1000 TO WIN 1400)
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Winners Edge

NBA:
Utah Jazz - 4 , 2 units

MLB:
LA Dodgers RL (-1.5) +115 , 1.5 units
TB Drays - 150 , 1 unit
Chicago Cubs -110 , 1 unit
NY Yanks + 115 , 1 unit
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Scott Spreitzer
KO Jazz
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Jim Feist
Personal Best Jazz
5* Lakers over
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Dave Cokin

Under the Hat
Lakers
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Brandon Lovell

10* MLB Cubs +100
10* MLB Padres -140
10* NBA Jazz -4.5
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Bob Akmens

4* MLB: METS / REDS OVER 9.5 (-115)
4* MLB: KC / BALTIMORE UNDER 9.0 (+100)
4* MLB BOSTON -120 (Lester vs Bonser)
4* MLB: DODGERS / ASTROS OVER 9.0 (-110)
3* AFL: TAMPA BAY / NEW ORLEANS OVER 107
3* AFL: SAN JOSE / ARIZONA UNDER 110
3* NHL: PITTSBURGH -175
3* NBA: JAZZ / LAKERS UNDER 215.5
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EZWINNERS

MLB
1 STAR: (954) PITTSBURGH (-1.5)(+$175) over Texas
(Listing Snell and Glavine)
(Risking $100 to win $175)
6:05PM Central Time

1 STAR: (958) WASHINGTON (-1.5)(+$155) over Florida
(Listing Redding and Nolasco)
(Risking $100 to win $155)
6:35PM Central Time

1 STAR: (969) TORONTO (+$109) over Cleveland
(Listing Halliday only)
(Risking $100 to win $109)
6:05PM Central Time

1 STAR: (975) BALTIMORE (+$144) over Kansas City
(Action)
(Risking $100 to win $144)
7:10P M Central Time

1 STAR: (965) HOUSTON (+$174) over LA Dodgers
(Action)
(Risking $100 to win $174)
9:40PM Central Time

NBA
1 STAR: (505) LA LAKERS (+5) over Utah
(Risking $110 to win $100)
8:05PM Central Time

Tuesday May 6, 2008 Sports Betting Service Plays

Paul Leiner
40* Cavaliers +9.5
10* Tigers -110
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Winners Inc.

TOP RATED HOME RUN BASEBALL WINNER
Atlanta w/Jurrjens -145 7:10 EST

ANOTHER HUGE NBA SLAM DUNK WINNER
708 Boston -9.5 8:05 EST
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WINNERS EDGE

NBA:
Cleveland Cavs + 9.5 , 2 units

MLB:
Cubs / Reds under 8.5 -115 , 2 units
Cleveland Indians +115 , 1 unit
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2-Minute Warning
Boston Celtics
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SportsKingz

MLB:
BOSTON +110 (1000 TO WIN 1100)
CHI CUBS -125 (1250 TO WIN 1000)
ST. LOUIS -115 (1150 TO WIN 1000)
L.A. DODGERS -130 (1300 TO WIN 1000)

NBA:
CLEVELAND +9.5 (10 UNITS)
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EZWINNERS

MLB
3 STAR: (901) SAN FRANCISCO (+$103) over Pittsburgh
(Listing Sanchez only)
(Risking $300 to win $303)
6:05PM Central Time

3 STAR: (903) SAN DIEGO (+$121) over Atlanta
(Listing Young only)
(Risking $300 to win $363)
6:10PM Central Time

3 STAR: (924) CHICAGO (-$126) over Minnesota
(Listing Floyd and Blackburn)
(Risking $378 to win $300)
7:10PM Central Time

2 STAR: (905) MILWUKEE (-$104) over Florida
(Listing Suppan and Olsen)
(Risking $208 to win $200)
6:10PM Central Time

2 STAR: (909) WASHINGTON (+$108) over Houston
(Listing Hill only)
(Risking $200 to win $216)
7:05PM Central Time

2 STAR: (929) TEXAS (+$131) over Seattle
(Listing Ponson and Batista)
(Risking $200 to win $262)
9:10PM Central Time
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Vegas Sports Pics

Cleveland Cavaliers + 9.5 over (at) Boston Celtics
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Insider Sports Report

St. Louis/Colorado (MLB) OVER 10.5
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Vic Monte
100* Inside Info Selection - Phillies +$130
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LTs Lock
Tigers
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JB Computer Plays

Major League Baseball
7:05 p.m. Tampa Bay Rays at Toronto Blue Jays
(R) Andy Sonnanstine (4-1) vs. (R) A.J. Burnett (3-2) Toronto Blue Jays - 155
7:10 p.m. Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds
(R) Carlos Zambrano (4-1) vs. (R) Aaron Harang (1-4) Chicago Cubs - 120

7:10 p.m. San Diego Padres at Atlanta Braves
(R) Chris Young (2-2) vs. (R) Jair Jurrjens (3-2) Atlanta Braves - 145

8:10 p.m. Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox
(R) Nick Blackburn (2-1) vs. (R) Gavin Floyd (2-1) Minnesota Twins + 115

8:35 p.m. St. Louis Cardinals at Colorado Rockies
(R) Braden Looper (4-1) vs. (L) Mark Redman (2-2) St. Louis Cardinals -120
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Rockdeman Sports
Dog of the Day - Giants
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Nick Parsons

Blowout Of The Month
Houston Astros
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COMPUTER PLAYS

Cubs - 120
Atlanta Braves - 145
Minnesota Twins + 115
St. Louis Cardinals -120
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PSYCHIC SPORTS

NBA
5 units Cleveland +9.5
WISEGUY

MLB
1 unit Boston -102

Monday 5/5/08 Sports Betting Service Plays

Steve Buldin
100 DIME RELEASE
NEW ORLEANS HORNETS MONEYLINE
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LTs Lock
Spurs
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2-Minute Warning
Detroit Pistons
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EZWINNERS

MLB
1 STAR: (956) ARIZONA (-$140) over Philadelphia
(Listing Scherzer and Moyer)
(Risking $140 to win $100)
8:40PM Central Time

1 STAR: (968) SEATTLE (-$130) over Texas
(Listing Washburn only)
(Risking $130 to win $100)
9:10PM Central Time

NBA
1 STAR: (711) SAN ANTONIO (+2.5) over New Orleans
(Risking $110 to win $100)
8:30PM Central Time
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Vic Monte
100* Inside Info Selection - Chicago Cubs +$110
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Purelock

MLB
BOSTON (MATSUZAKA/BONDERMAN)
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Jeffmoney

(mlb) Angels -135 (pod)
(mlb) A's -135
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JB's Computer Plays

Major League Baseball
7:05 p.m. Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers
(R) Daisuke Matsuzaka (4-0) vs. (R) Jeremy Bonderman (2-2) Boston Red Sox - 110

7:10 p.m. Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds
(R) Ryan Dempster (4-0) vs. (R) Johnny Cueto (1-3) Chicago Cubs - 105

8:10 p.m. Los Angeles Angels at Kansas City Royals
(R) Ervin Santana (5-0) vs. (R) Brett Tomko (1-3) Los Angeles Angels - 140
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Winners Edge

NBA:
SA SPURS +2 , 2 units

MLB:
K.C ROYALS + 125 , 1 unit
Texas RANGERS + 110 , 1 unit
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VEGAS SPORTS PICS

Detroit Pistons - 6 over Orlando Magic

San Antonio Spurs + 2.5 over (at) New Orleans Hornets
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Will Sykes

5* Gem
San Antonio Spurs ML
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Brandon Lang
MONDAY

30 Dime - Hornets
10 Dime - Red Sox
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Michael Cannon
Monday's Plays...

20 Dime
PISTONS

10 Dime
CUBS (With Dempster as listed pitcher)

5 Dime
TIGERS (With Bonderman as listed pitcher)
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2-Unit Play. Take #961 Chicago White Sox (+100) over Toronto (7 p.m., Monday, May 5)

1-Unit Play. Take #963 Los Angeles Angels (-150) over Kansas City (8 p.m., Monday, May 5)

1-Unit Play. Take #958 Los Angeles Dodgers (-120) over New York Mets (10 p.m., Mon., May 5)

1-Unit Play. Take #959 Boston (-105) over Detroit (7 p.m., Monday, May 5)
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Norm Hitzges

Tigers -105
Tor/w Sox Under 8
Laa/kc Under 9.5
Balt +120
Ariz -140
Tigers Under 9
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Cash & Profit Experts

Nba:
Spurs/hornets Over 182 (pod)
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Sebastian Sports

NBA
20* Det

MLB
10* Az
20* Colo
10* La. Dodg
10* Tx
20* Angels
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Rocketman Sports
4* Boston +105 (Matsuzaka/Bonderman)
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Wayne Root

Chairman - Orlando
Millionaires - Cubs
Insiders Circle - San Antonio Spurs
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Frank Rosenthal

Nba Playoffs
Conference Semifinals
710 Pistons-6 Sb+
Over 184 Sb+
712 Hornets-2 Sb
Under 183 Sb+

Major League Baseball
951 Cubs Over 9 Sb+
956 Dbacks-155 Sb
957 Nym Under 9 Sb+
964 Royals Under 9.5 Sb+
967 Rangers+120 Sb
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Billy Coleman

4* San An
4* Over San An
3* Detroit

4* Mets
3* Detroit
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Teddy June
NBA New Orleans Hornets
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atslocks
15 unit Detroit -6
10 unit NO -3
8 unit over 182.5 NO/SAN
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Bob Balfe

MLB
B Jays